Alien Jesus Collective

Lewis News has an entertaining conversation between pro-war and anti-war people. If you feel the US has gone from being the world’s policeman to the world’s Dennis Franz, you’ll enjoy this.

This is a very nice way of having the times up for your favorite places. What time is it in Baghdad? North Korea? Iran? Kashmir?
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My brother Marines are dying for nothing - AGAIN!

also of note, the injured Staff Sgt. Jamie Villafane, speaking from Landstuhl Regional Medical Center, an American military hospital in Germany said early Thursday morning he’s had enough, after 12 years he is not going back, his wife and family mean more to him than defending his country.
I wonder if he realized him and his buddies aren’t really defending us from Iraqis but just playing out some End Time scenario from the US powers that be.

William Henry

Now, just because you or I wouldn’t believe in this doesn’t mean that George the Dragon Slayer and Saddam the Serpent don’t.
Too weird to pass up, to unbelievable to not give it half a chance.

Shock and Awe=Shakinah, that goes back to time before time with the spooky powers. Ark of the Covenant powers, WWII Hitler and FDR search, the atomic bomb…it’s a fantastic story. Even if it’s not true, if they believe it, it does make it true. good gawd!

President Bush has requested $75 billion for six months of war in Iraq. Money well spent? I suspect most people’s minds are already made up on that. But I got to thinking about what $75 billion will buy these days:

A new Lexus for every unemployed American
10 shares of Microsoft stock for every American
A pizza and a beer for every person on Earth

How would you spend $75 billion? Post a comment.

Need a Kidney?

Anecita Hudson, mother of an American hostage needs her son back and also needs a kidney donation. How about letting sonny boy bring back an Iraqi kidney? Should be plenty laying around for the taking.

The BBC reports 24 Hindus killed in Kashmir. Hope this one doesn’t get any hotter, since both India and Pakistan possess Weapons of Mass Destruction®. Is Art Bell taking notes for his next Quickening book?

It all looked pretty easy the first few days didn’t it? But between a few naps it’s all gone to hell quickly. The Turks are saying “We do what we want, whateva, whateva” and the Kurds are getting anxious. The fighting has gone into the towns and now THEY have some of ours. We keep killing Brits and from the way things are going we’re going to need every last man to “finish the job”. Come on, guys, collateral damage, knock it off. Iran got a missile landing in their backyard and the US word was..well, it was more of an indifferent shrug. We used to have diplomats to handle this stuff didn’t we? There’s got to be some who haven’t resigned.
And no sign of any weapons of mass destruction. In fact, in the Saturday, March 22, radio address by Pres Bush he used the term “weapons of mass murder”. Was this the usual verbal gaff or has our treasure hunt changed? Yes, a chemical factory has been found but a Pentagon spokesman on Sunday said reports were “premature’ as to it being the honey pot, and it’s been reported this was a known chemical factory from 12 years ago. It could be another aspirin factory so let’s go ahead and bomb it for Clinton. A bus of Syrians was either in or out of the border depending on what you read, and it was missiled. 5 dead. And the Saddam talk early on Monday morning (US desert time) was obviously taped before hand, somebody just say it, tired of all your “we’re not sures”. Everbody was so damn sure before this thing started. Sure about weapons, sure about quick victory, sure about Iraqis giving it up for Uncle Sam.
and what pisses me off the most really is that the coverage is even more snivelling, primped and primed, 15 minutes of famers pretending they are “news people”. One gal on Fox in the middle of the morning though, little sleeveless turtlneck, big rack, kept me from flipping to the “Dynasty” marathon on SOAP channel. We need more of this. In fact, let’s turn this war over to some good ol’ Daisy May types in tube tops riding in the back of pickup trucks. Send them out into the Iraqi desert to disarm ‘em. Talk about your psychological warfare.
Just try to say no to one of these backwoods nymphos when she gets her mind set on something. Does Daddy’s little girl want to take over Iraq? If she does, she’ll get it. You would only need about 30 of them and it would cost a fair bit less than 80 billion dollars. I expect a few gift certificates to Frederick’s of Hollywood and a an all expense paid trip to Graceland would do it.

In the words of my own personal backwoods nympho, Perly June:
“This war is soooooo stupid, have you seen my nail polish remover?”

I’m Buck Huff, about to go buy some nail polish remover.

Talk to the hand!