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	<title>Alien Jesus Collective</title>
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		<title>Earthquake Japan 7.9-webcams</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/03/10/earthquake-japan-7-9-webcams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 06:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Live webcams from Japan on Ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jwave813fm http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jboyjapan]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Live webcams from Japan on Ustream:</p>
<p>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jwave813fm</p>
<p>http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jboyjapan</p>
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		<title>Me so electable &#8211; Luke for Mayor</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/02/07/me-so-electable-luke-for-mayor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/02/07/me-so-electable-luke-for-mayor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luther Campbell (who you may remember as Luke from 2 Live Crew) is running for Mayor of Miami-Dade County. He&#8217;s won obscenity cases and a fair use case that made it to the Supreme Court. It&#8217;s Florida, I bet they could do a hell of a lot worse than Uncle Luke.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/luke-for-mayor.5924913.40.jpg" alt="Luke for mayor 5924913 40" title="luke-for-mayor.5924913.40.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="337" class="alignright"/>Luther Campbell (who you may remember as Luke from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY" title="YouTube - 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny">2 Live Crew)</a> is <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2011-02-03/news/luke-for-mayor/" title ="Miami New Times - Luke for mayor">running for Mayor of Miami-Dade County</a>. He&#8217;s won <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/1990-10-21/news/mn-4279_1_live-crew" title="2 Live Crew Obscenity Case">obscenity cases</a> and a fair use case that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campbell_v._Acuff-Rose_Music,_Inc." title="Wikipedia - Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music">made it to the Supreme Court</a>. It&#8217;s Florida, I bet they could do a hell of a lot worse than Uncle Luke.</p>
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		<title>Wiener Weather</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/02/06/wiener-weather/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/02/06/wiener-weather/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 08:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<title>Discrepancy over nerve agent prompted lockdown at Dugway &#8211; ksl.com</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/27/discrepancy-over-nerve-agent-prompted-lockdown-at-dugway-ksl-com/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/27/discrepancy-over-nerve-agent-prompted-lockdown-at-dugway-ksl-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The end is nigh! (again)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Discrepancy over nerve agent prompted lockdown at Dugway &#8211; ksl.com A missing vile of VX nerve gas went missing during a routine inventory and a lockdown was ordered until it was found. Pranks! Oh Dugway, you are like a Disneyland of Chemical and Biological delights.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&#038;sid=14157393">Discrepancy over nerve agent prompted lockdown at Dugway &#8211; ksl.com</a> </p>
<p>A missing vile of VX nerve gas went missing during a routine inventory and a lockdown was ordered until it was found.</p>
<p>Pranks!<br />
Oh Dugway, you are like a Disneyland of Chemical and Biological delights.  </p>
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		<title>Dugway Proving Ground on lockdown tonight</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/27/dugway-proving-ground-on-lockdown-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The end is nigh! (again)]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dugway Proving Ground, a US Army facility in Utah, is on lockdown tonight: Al Vogel, a public affairs specialist for the installation, would only say that the lockdown began at 5:24 p.m. Employees were not allowed to leave, and those coming to work were not allowed in. Vogel said there were no injuries, no damage&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_Proving_Ground">Dugway Proving Ground</a>, a US Army facility in Utah, is <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51132650-76/dugway-lockdown-ground-proving.html.csp" title="Salt Lake Tribune article">on lockdown tonight</a>:<br />
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Al Vogel, a public affairs specialist for the installation, would only say that the lockdown began at 5:24 p.m. Employees were not allowed to leave, and those coming to work were not allowed in. Vogel said there were no injuries, no damage and no threats reported at the proving ground. There were about 1,200 to 1,400 people at Dugway when the lockdown occurred.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dugway is used for chemical and biological weapon testing, and <a href="http://www.sightm1911.com/lib/other/nbc.htm">NBC</a> response <a href="http://www.acbirc.net/ACBIRC/Welcome.html">training</a>. Roughly 3000 sheep <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_sheep_incident">died in the area in 1968</a> due to an atmospheric surplus of nerve agent. The <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/dugway">Twitters are abuzz tonight</a>, but nobody seems to know very much.</p>
<p>Zoom out on the map below to see how close you are to Dugway, and check your favorite weather site for the current jet stream map.</p>
<p><iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;client=safari&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;q=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;hnear=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;view=map&amp;cid=8359610755869636777&amp;ll=40.126508,-113.419068&amp;spn=0.006295,0.006295&amp;output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;client=safari&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;q=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;hnear=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;view=map&amp;cid=8359610755869636777&amp;ll=40.126508,-113.419068&amp;spn=0.006295,0.006295&amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small></p>
<p>Story found at <a href="http://wonkette.com/436300/dugway-bioweapons-army-base-under-weird-lockdown">Wonkette</a>.</p>
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		<title>In Guadalajara, don&#8217;t skimp on the encore</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/in-guadalajara-dont-skimp-on-the-encore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/in-guadalajara-dont-skimp-on-the-encore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The violence in Mexico moved south from the border in 2010, and now 2011 is trending southweird &#8211; Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience: Two members of local group La Excelencia were murdered in a Guadalajara bar early Monday morning after refusing to play more songs past closing time,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mariachi.jpg" alt="mariachi.jpg" title="mariachi.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" class="alignleft" />The violence in Mexico <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7061705.ece" title="Acapulco shootings">moved</a> south <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0236129020090607" title="more Acapulco shootings">from the border</a> in 2010, and now 2011 is trending southweird &#8211; <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/01/18/2011-01-18_musicians_killed_in_mexico_after_refusing_to_play_more_songs_for_audience.html" title="New York Daily News - Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience">Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Two members of local group La Excelencia were murdered in a Guadalajara bar early Monday morning after refusing to play more songs past closing time, El Occidental of Mexico reported.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can we send <a href="http://www.nme.com/news/nme/40892">Phil Spector</a> down there on a work release program?</p>
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		<title>Tracking mass animal die-offs</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/tracking-mass-animal-die-offs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/tracking-mass-animal-die-offs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EUTimes.net has a comprehensive list of the recent mass animal deaths around the world. There&#8217;s more to the story than just the bird deaths in Louisiana and Arkansas that got everyone&#8217;s attention for a few days. Explanations range from fireworks to swamp gas, with the scientific consensus being that it&#8217;s nothing to worry about, go&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" alt="Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" title="Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="226" class="alignright"/><a href="http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/birds-and-fish-are-now-dying-all-around-the-world/">EUTimes.net</a> has a comprehensive list of the recent mass animal deaths around the world. There&#8217;s more to the story than just the <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70534T20110106" title="Reuters: Aflockalypse nothing to worry about">bird deaths in Louisiana and Arkansas</a> that got everyone&#8217;s attention for a few days. Explanations range from fireworks to swamp gas, with the scientific consensus being that <a href="http://www.todayszaman.com/news-232597-experts-ease-concerns-over-mass-bird-deaths.html" title="Bird deaths in Turkey not a sign of imminent danger">it&#8217;s nothing to worry about</a>, go on about your business, nothing to see here. And if you don&#8217;t believe that, maybe Professor Nilüfer Aytuğ can sway you:</p>
<blockquote><p>“People have started to question whether the bird deaths en masse worldwide are indicators of some imminent disaster. I see a huge amount of groundless speculation about the deaths on the Internet. However, it isn’t right to discuss an issue without sound information. I suppose the Internet has become more dangerous this way. Rumors on the Internet can make an issue more serious than it is,” Aytuğ noted.</p></blockquote>
<p>So please stop reading this and go buy something! Do it for your country, because <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2011/01/19/the-rich-doing-all-the-heavy-lifting-in-the-economy/" title="The rich doing all the heavy lifting in the economy - Wall St Journal">the rich people in the USA can&#8217;t carry your cheap ass forever!</a></p>
<p>(Animal death tracking data via <a href="http://haleymeijer.tumblr.com/">unrelenting machine</a>)</p>
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		<title>What the church needs today</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/10/03/what-the-church-needs-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 21:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although I&#8217;d advise bolting down the pews first.]]></description>
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<p>Although I&#8217;d advise bolting down the pews first.</p>
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		<title>Go Time &#124;CERN &#124; Large Hadron Collider</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/03/27/go-time-cern-large-hadron-collider/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/03/27/go-time-cern-large-hadron-collider/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CERN Press Office &#124; LHC First Physics &#8211; press resources: &#8220;The Large Hadron Collider physics programme will begin with collisions in the LHC experiments at 7 TeV (3.5 TeV per beam).&#8221; Live Webcast PDT: 10:30pm to 8am.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://press.web.cern.ch/press/lhc-first-physics/">CERN Press Office | LHC First Physics &#8211; press resources</a>: &#8220;The Large Hadron Collider physics programme will begin with collisions in the LHC experiments at 7 TeV (3.5 TeV per beam).&#8221;</p>
<p>Live Webcast PDT:  10:30pm to 8am.</p>
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		<title>hitsunami on USTREAM: A Live stream of Hawaii Tsunami</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/27/hitsunami-on-ustream-a-live-stream-of-hawaii-tsunami/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/27/hitsunami-on-ustream-a-live-stream-of-hawaii-tsunami/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking Live News from Hawaii: hitsunami on USTREAM: A Live stream of Local news of the Hawaii Tsunami of February 27, 2010. Breaking News: &#8220;&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/hitsunami">hitsunami on USTREAM: A Live stream of Local news of the Hawaii Tsunami of February 27, 2010. Breaking News</a>: &#8220;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>NBC Olympics &#124; 2010 Winter Games</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/08/nbc-olympics-2010-winter-games/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/08/nbc-olympics-2010-winter-games/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NBC Olympics &#124; 2010 Winter Games Opening Ceremony is Feb 12, Friday. 6pm PST.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nbcolympics.com/destination-bc/ceremonies/index.html">NBC Olympics | 2010 Winter Games</a></p>
<p>Opening Ceremony is Feb 12, Friday.  6pm PST.</p>
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		<title>Space Shuttle Endeavour Weekend Events-Feb 5-7</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/05/space-shuttle-endeavour-weekend-events-feb-5-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/02/05/space-shuttle-endeavour-weekend-events-feb-5-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SomaFM: Space Shuttle Event Feb 5 through Launch Shuttle Endeavour is scheduled for launch on Sunday, February 7 at 4:39 a.m. EST, delivering the Tranquility module and cupola observation port to the International Space Station. (so really really late Saturday night if you are staying up.) SomaFM News: Space Shuttle STS-130 mission countdown update: Scheduled&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://somafm.com/">SomaFM: Space Shuttle Event Feb 5 through Launch</a></p>
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<p>Shuttle Endeavour is scheduled for launch on Sunday, February 7 at 4:39 a.m. EST, delivering  the Tranquility module and cupola observation port to the International Space Station.<br />
(so really really late Saturday night if you are staying up.)</p>
<p>SomaFM News:<br />
Space Shuttle STS-130 mission countdown update: Scheduled to launch on Sunday at 4:39 a.m. EST,  coverage will start on<b> <a href="http://somafm.com/">station &#8220;Mission Control&#8221; Saturday night. 5-Feb-10</a></b></p>
<p>This is a wonderful way to augment your Space Viewing pleasure. Live Mission Control over the perfect music.</p>
<p>Official Shuttle Patch for this mission is available at the<a href="http://www.spaceflightnowstore.com/us/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=386">NASA STORE.</a> </p>
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		<title>Dethklok Fountain</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/01/29/1531/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/01/29/1531/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Metalocalypse Fans, yes, a regular jack-off can now own an exact replica of Mordor&#8217;s Fountain. Blood not included. Dethklok Fountain For Sale]]></description>
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		<title>State of the Union</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What I want to see tonight is something like the end of The Godfather.</p>
<p>Michael at the baptismal, the new order out settling all debts.<br />
Moe Green takes it in the eye and a new era begins.</p>
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		<title>Gag order for Dr David Kelly death inquiry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The inquiry into the death of UK weapons inspection whistleblower Dr. David Kelly in 2003 has taken another strange turn. Evidence related to his death (including the autopsy report and photographs) has been placed under a gag order, and will remain classified for 30 to 70 years: One of the doctors seeking a full inquest,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kelly.jpg" alt="kelly.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="175" class="alignright" />The inquiry into the <a href="http://www.alienjesus.com/2003/07/20/death-of-13-microbiologists/" title="2003 Alien Jesus item">death</a> of UK weapons inspection whistleblower <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397256/Why-I-believe-David-Kellys-death-murder-MP.html" title="2006 Daily Mail article">Dr. David Kelly</a> in 2003 has taken another strange turn. Evidence related to his death (including the autopsy report and photographs) has been placed under a gag order, <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23798597-70-year-gag-on-kelly-death-evidence.do" title="London Evening Standard article">and will remain classified for 30 to 70 years</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>One of the doctors seeking a full inquest, former assistant coroner Michael Powers, told the Mail on Sunday he had seen a letter from the legal team of Oxfordshire County Council explaining the unusual restrictions placed by Lord Hutton on material relating to his inquiry.</p>
<p>The letter states: &#8220;Lord Hutton made a request for the records provided to the inquiry, not produced in evidence, to be closed for 30 years, and that medical (including post-mortem) reports and photographs be closed for 70 years.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Powers asked: &#8220;Supposedly all evidence relevant to the cause of death has been heard in public at the time of Lord Hutton&#8217;s inquiry. If these secret reports support the suicide finding, what could they contain that could be so sensitive?&#8221;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s also a <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1245626/NORMAN-BAKER-Hutton-farcical-feeble-amateurish--MUST-told-truth-week.html" title="Norman Baker editorial in the Daily Mail">scathing editorial by Norman Baker (MP)</a> up at the Daily Mail. Lots of juicy tidbits about Lord Hutton, who led the inquiry and ruled the evidence should be classified:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lord Hutton did not even inquire as to whose fingerprints were on the knife allegedly used to slit Dr Kelly’s wrist. That was left for me to establish through a Freedom of Information request, which revealed there were no fingerprints on the knife, and Dr Kelly was not wearing gloves.</p>
<p>Lord Hutton was to confess that he had not bothered looking into the death very deeply.</p>
<p>Writing in the Inner Temple Yearbook 2004, he unashamedly observed: ‘I thought that there would be little serious dispute as to the background facts [about Dr Kelly’s death].</p>
<p>&#8216;I thought unnecessary time could be taken up by cross-examination on matters which were not directly relevant.’</p>
<p>So key questions went unasked, conflicting and contradictory evidence abounded, and no attempt was made to tie up the countless loose ends.</p>
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<p>It remains to be seen whether this story will provoke enough outrage with the larger British public to force the release of all evidence. If you&#8217;re a loyal subject, maybe write your MP?</p>
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