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		<title>Comment on Billy Mays by Grant</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays/comment-page-1/#comment-5725</link>
		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>no doubt Oxi-Clean is going to see a 300% increase in sales over the next couple of days</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no doubt Oxi-Clean is going to see a 300% increase in sales over the next couple of days</p>
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		<title>Comment on Iran by Legba</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/06/14/iran/comment-page-1/#comment-5719</link>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are many reports that the votes weren&#039;t even counted to begin with, and ballots have been disposed of. If there wasn&#039;t even a count, they&#039;re not going to bother with a recount.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are many reports that the votes weren&#8217;t even counted to begin with, and ballots have been disposed of. If there wasn&#8217;t even a count, they&#8217;re not going to bother with a recount.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Stephen Colbert Patch at The NASA Space Store. by Buck Huff</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/06/04/stephen-colbert-patch-at-the-nasa-space-store/comment-page-1/#comment-5718</link>
		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Bob.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Iran by Buck Huff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buck Huff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, Elections.  And would you trust the re-count vote anymore than you did the first one?  

Love your name, by the way.  Conjures up images of the lovely Dixie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, Elections.  And would you trust the re-count vote anymore than you did the first one?  </p>
<p>Love your name, by the way.  Conjures up images of the lovely Dixie.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Iran by Bowler</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bowler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wonder if there is anyway to actually re-count the votes, or if Iran has a mechanism to allow for that</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wonder if there is anyway to actually re-count the votes, or if Iran has a mechanism to allow for that</p>
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		<title>Comment on Stephen Colbert Patch at The NASA Space Store. by BobMarche</title>
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		<dc:creator>BobMarche</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the useful info. It&#039;s so interesting</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the useful info. It&#8217;s so interesting</p>
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		<title>Comment on LA Times Headlines Jan.29, 1934: Lizard People&#8217;s LA Underground City by bryan</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2007/07/09/la-times-headlines-jan29-1934-lizard-peoples-la-underground-city/comment-page-1/#comment-5692</link>
		<dc:creator>bryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i wonder if at least one survived i would like to learn more so far im getting data to see if any of my theories is possible</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i wonder if at least one survived i would like to learn more so far im getting data to see if any of my theories is possible</p>
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		<title>Comment on Director Kevin Smith Remembers George Carlin by diana hayslip</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2008/06/23/director-kevin-smith-remembers-george-carlin/comment-page-1/#comment-5645</link>
		<dc:creator>diana hayslip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God needed a giggle. The best of the best. Long may he reign.</description>
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		<title>Comment on William Henry-CERN and the God(damn) Particle by Stephen</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2008/05/28/william-henry-cern-and-the-goddamn-particle/comment-page-1/#comment-5644</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By the way, that was a response to Mike&#039;s comment on 4th October 2008</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, that was a response to Mike&#8217;s comment on 4th October 2008</p>
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		<title>Comment on William Henry-CERN and the God(damn) Particle by Stephen</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2008/05/28/william-henry-cern-and-the-goddamn-particle/comment-page-1/#comment-5643</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get a KJV Bible</description>
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		<title>Comment on Chelada: be afraid, be very afraid&#8230; by Riley</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2007/09/24/chelada-be-afraid-be-very-afraid/comment-page-1/#comment-5633</link>
		<dc:creator>Riley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I discovered the Chelada at Busch Gardens&#039;s beer school. MMM It pairs nicely with the grilled cheese sandwich.</description>
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		<title>Comment on William Henry-CERN and the God(damn) Particle by Joshua</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2008/05/28/william-henry-cern-and-the-goddamn-particle/comment-page-1/#comment-5627</link>
		<dc:creator>Joshua</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the Gospel 10:10 Jesus says: Truly, truly, I say to you, he who does not enter into the sheepfold by the door, but going up by another way, that one is a thief and a robber. 

Also the bible states that angels have already been on the earth before but are now held captive with eternal strings in a special place waiting to be judged at the end of times. (read Jude 1:6) 

What is more important is that when Jesus came into the earth, he came with a purpose. He came to give his own life as a sacrifice for human kind. He came in this world by a legal way that is through birth out of a woman, a virgin. God said mankind is condemned in itself thought the pollution of sin. Jesus died without having sinned. So death had no legal ground (no right) to keep Jesus bound after the Romans killed Him by nailing Him at a Cross 2000 years ago. When God raised Jesus from the dead tree days later He ultimately conquered death hell and the grave, in a way that we ourselves could not have done because of the pollution of our soul by sin. He by doing this opened a new spiritual doorway for us to our heavenly Father. Now by believing in Him, (in His death and His resurrection) we by faith become partakers of His death as well as in His resurrection. Any human being can receive this free gift of salvation by receiving Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savoir. The gift is granted for free to all mankind. Make this choice today by saying: Father forgive me of my sins, I know I have sinned. I believe in the resurrection of your Son Jesus. I believe that he died for my sins at the cross at Calvary. I receive Your forgiveness now today! By the way Jesus was and is not an alien but it is mankind that alienated from (the life of) God. Jesus is now at the right hand of the Father. He is made in the exact image and likeness of God. Looking at Jesus is looking into a mirror and seeing al that God intended a human being to be. Receiving forgiveness is the fist step in reconciling mankind with God.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the Gospel 10:10 Jesus says: Truly, truly, I say to you, he who does not enter into the sheepfold by the door, but going up by another way, that one is a thief and a robber. </p>
<p>Also the bible states that angels have already been on the earth before but are now held captive with eternal strings in a special place waiting to be judged at the end of times. (read Jude 1:6) </p>
<p>What is more important is that when Jesus came into the earth, he came with a purpose. He came to give his own life as a sacrifice for human kind. He came in this world by a legal way that is through birth out of a woman, a virgin. God said mankind is condemned in itself thought the pollution of sin. Jesus died without having sinned. So death had no legal ground (no right) to keep Jesus bound after the Romans killed Him by nailing Him at a Cross 2000 years ago. When God raised Jesus from the dead tree days later He ultimately conquered death hell and the grave, in a way that we ourselves could not have done because of the pollution of our soul by sin. He by doing this opened a new spiritual doorway for us to our heavenly Father. Now by believing in Him, (in His death and His resurrection) we by faith become partakers of His death as well as in His resurrection. Any human being can receive this free gift of salvation by receiving Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savoir. The gift is granted for free to all mankind. Make this choice today by saying: Father forgive me of my sins, I know I have sinned. I believe in the resurrection of your Son Jesus. I believe that he died for my sins at the cross at Calvary. I receive Your forgiveness now today! By the way Jesus was and is not an alien but it is mankind that alienated from (the life of) God. Jesus is now at the right hand of the Father. He is made in the exact image and likeness of God. Looking at Jesus is looking into a mirror and seeing al that God intended a human being to be. Receiving forgiveness is the fist step in reconciling mankind with God.</p>
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		<title>Comment on A Very Short Story From The Late, Great Douglas Adams by Recent URLs tagged Collective - Urlrecorder</title>
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		<dc:creator>Recent URLs tagged Collective - Urlrecorder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] recorded first by laycutey809 on 2008-12-27&#8594; A Very Short Story From The Late, Great Douglas Adams [...]</description>
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		<title>Comment on Chelada: be afraid, be very afraid&#8230; by Cholo Gueynito</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2007/09/24/chelada-be-afraid-be-very-afraid/comment-page-1/#comment-5094</link>
		<dc:creator>Cholo Gueynito</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s deliscus.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Chelada: be afraid, be very afraid&#8230; by Cholo Gueynito</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2007/09/24/chelada-be-afraid-be-very-afraid/comment-page-1/#comment-5093</link>
		<dc:creator>Cholo Gueynito</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I puts one in da freezer and forgits about it... Well, I finds it right before it explodes and moves it to the fridge. It goes flat when it thaws, and voiala! It&#039;s even better than when carbonated.  You can&#039;t taste the flat beer, it just tastes like Clamato with booze in it.  They should make non-carbonated Cheladas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I puts one in da freezer and forgits about it&#8230; Well, I finds it right before it explodes and moves it to the fridge. It goes flat when it thaws, and voiala! It&#8217;s even better than when carbonated.  You can&#8217;t taste the flat beer, it just tastes like Clamato with booze in it.  They should make non-carbonated Cheladas.</p>
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