Alien Jesus Collective

Goldwater: you know he's right!

That seemed to prove to me that UFOs were a fact, and do exist. But, are they all aliens? I highly suspect a majority are! Hell, they are no doubt far ahead of our level of intelligence. TheUnited States Air Foce knows the truth, but will they ever reveal it to this nation?

Apollo 14 pilot Ed Mitchell capped his speech at X-Conference 2009 with an appearance at the National Press Club on Monday, and CNN has picked up the story:

Mitchell, who was part of the 1971 Apollo 14 moon mission, asserted Monday that extraterrestrial life exists, and that the truth is being concealed by the U.S. and other governments.

“I urge those who are doubtful: Read the books, read the lore, start to understand what has really been going on. Because there really is no doubt we are being visited,” he said.

“The universe that we live in is much more wondrous, exciting, complex and far-reaching than we were ever able to know up to this point in time.”

I’ve posted a two part report from George Knapp on the May 2008 Needles UFO crash on Alien Jesus Theatre. This was good enough to get its own snazzy graphic, and it’s worth sitting through the embedded commercials to see the story!

George Noory’s Sci-Fi Channel show Unexplained has been picked up for five more episodes this November. It’ll be running every night at 11PM November 16th thru 20th. Here’s the official press release and episode guide. Pick of the litter looks to be the UFO show on November 19th with Linda Moulton Howe and Whitley Streiber.

Peter Davenport, director of The National UFO Reporting Center is tired of givin’ it away. According to Davenport, the kids prank calling the NUFORC hotline and the low quality of genuine eyewitnesses “has had a significant, and adverse, effect on my desire to continue running NUFORC in the manner that we have done it in the past.” Then he really lets loose:

I’ve been to 40 countries and I’ve never encountered less common sense that I find in this country. Americans pay king’s ransoms to send their kids to school and all they learn is how to put on cheerleader outfits or football uniforms.

Peter Davenport isn’t getting rich off of NUFORC. He doesn’t even make a Richard Hoagland income off of it. I’d urge everyone to read and follow his instructions before calling up with a report, but I’m not sure if the problem callers are even capable of that. There’s nothing easier than going broke overestimating the intelligence of the average Joe the plumber. Good luck Peter!

I’m loving aliens instead

Jon Ronson accompanies big-in-England singer Robbie Williams to a UFO abductee conference in Laughlin, Nevada, and hijinks ensue. With a special guest appearance by alien implant doctor and frequent Coast To Coast AM guest Dr Roger Leir:

“It could be a lot of things,” Robbie says, cutting me off. “So, Dr Leir, this was given to you last night. Are you excited about what it may be?”

“In a word,” Dr Leir replies, “no.”

“Oh,” Robbie says.

“It could be a piece of nothing,” snaps Dr Leir. “I was recently sent an object that was surgically removed from an abductee. I put it under the electron microscope. It looked like an organic compound, so we went to the next level. We did a test that uses infrared spectroscopy. Long story short, it was a piece of wood.”

Strange Lights in Valley Sky-ABC 15

“An official from Luke Air Force Base stated that they do not have any aircraft in the sky tonight and that the lights are not part of any Air Force activities.

The Deer Valley airport officials said that the lights were not from any aircraft at that airport.

Ian Gregor, a spokesman for the Federal Aviation Administration said that air traffic controllers at Sky Harbor Airport also witnessed the lights, but they do not know the cause.”

This is Alien Jesus’ neck of the woods and this is the first time anybody is making a big deal about these lights. They’ve been around for years and nobody ever knows anything. Nobody ever much looks.

What I find the most interesting is last night so many people were looking up and decided this was strange.

Photo: Scott Cancelosi

Interesting series of images from Google Earth showing a giant Triangular something over Australia. The article says UFO, but it could also be something on the ground. If the altitudes listed for each photo are accurate, it seems to me that some comparison between the photos could determine whether the object is on the ground or airborne.

UFO Casebook is a great resource for up to date UFO sightings and photos. Definitely worth a look are their best UFO photos of 2005, and the collection of the best UFO photos of all time.

Some of the pictures look like good fakes, but there are some unexplainable ones as well. Whether you want to photograph real UFOs or create hoax photos, you’ll definitely learn something here.

Roswell native UFO Phil is a man of many talents. Although his primary focus is music, he’s also pretty handy with electronics, and he’s quite the prognosticator.

He’s even appeared with George Noory on Coast to Coast AM.

What’s the secret of his success? Alien implants.

Pravda.ru reports on the history of KGB UFO research. Nothing too shocking here, but its nice to learn about UFO sightings in the land of bears and vodka. The reports were acquired from the KGB by cosmonaut Pavel Popovich, who once saw a UFO on a plane flight from Washington to Moscow. But let’s not forget that Americans saw the first UFOs in space!