Alien Jesus Collective

I’m loving aliens instead

Jon Ronson accompanies big-in-England singer Robbie Williams to a UFO abductee conference in Laughlin, Nevada, and hijinks ensue. With a special guest appearance by alien implant doctor and frequent Coast To Coast AM guest Dr Roger Leir:

“It could be a lot of things,” Robbie says, cutting me off. “So, Dr Leir, this was given to you last night. Are you excited about what it may be?”

“In a word,” Dr Leir replies, “no.”

“Oh,” Robbie says.

“It could be a piece of nothing,” snaps Dr Leir. “I was recently sent an object that was surgically removed from an abductee. I put it under the electron microscope. It looked like an organic compound, so we went to the next level. We did a test that uses infrared spectroscopy. Long story short, it was a piece of wood.”

Strange Lights in Valley Sky-ABC 15

“An official from Luke Air Force Base stated that they do not have any aircraft in the sky tonight and that the lights are not part of any Air Force activities.

The Deer Valley airport officials said that the lights were not from any aircraft at that airport.

Ian Gregor, a spokesman for the Federal Aviation Administration said that air traffic controllers at Sky Harbor Airport also witnessed the lights, but they do not know the cause.”

This is Alien Jesus’ neck of the woods and this is the first time anybody is making a big deal about these lights. They’ve been around for years and nobody ever knows anything. Nobody ever much looks.

What I find the most interesting is last night so many people were looking up and decided this was strange.

Photo: Scott Cancelosi

Interesting series of images from Google Earth showing a giant Triangular something over Australia. The article says UFO, but it could also be something on the ground. If the altitudes listed for each photo are accurate, it seems to me that some comparison between the photos could determine whether the object is on the ground or airborne.

UFO Casebook is a great resource for up to date UFO sightings and photos. Definitely worth a look are their best UFO photos of 2005, and the collection of the best UFO photos of all time.

Some of the pictures look like good fakes, but there are some unexplainable ones as well. Whether you want to photograph real UFOs or create hoax photos, you’ll definitely learn something here.

Roswell native UFO Phil is a man of many talents. Although his primary focus is music, he’s also pretty handy with electronics, and he’s quite the prognosticator.

He’s even appeared with George Noory on Coast to Coast AM.

What’s the secret of his success? Alien implants.

Pravda.ru reports on the history of KGB UFO research. Nothing too shocking here, but its nice to learn about UFO sightings in the land of bears and vodka. The reports were acquired from the KGB by cosmonaut Pavel Popovich, who once saw a UFO on a plane flight from Washington to Moscow. But let’s not forget that Americans saw the first UFOs in space!