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The Private Life of Genghis Khan

” For a moment a strange green fire seemed to flash from the eyes of the Mongol leader. A heavy deadly kind of a thing that you could hardly call a smile drew itself through his fine wispy beard. The strange kind of smiley thing would signify (briefly) to anyone who was stupid enough to look that there was nothing a Mongol warlord liked better after a day hacking people to bits than a big night out.”

Imagine there’s a flavor
crying out to you
It’s one of your favorites
but you must try the new

Imagine that new flavor
is tasty but it’s bland
no highs or lows
but your loyal to your brand

You may say I’m a creamer
trying to spoil your fun
But stick with your favorite
Whirled Peace is not the one