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	<title>Alien Jesus Collective &#187; Legba</title>
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		<title>Me so electable &#8211; Luke for Mayor</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/02/07/me-so-electable-luke-for-mayor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luther Campbell (who you may remember as Luke from 2 Live Crew) is running for Mayor of Miami-Dade County. He&#8217;s won obscenity cases and a fair use case that made it to the Supreme Court. It&#8217;s Florida, I bet they could do a hell of a lot worse than Uncle Luke.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/luke-for-mayor.5924913.40.jpg" alt="Luke for mayor 5924913 40" title="luke-for-mayor.5924913.40.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="337" class="alignright"/>Luther Campbell (who you may remember as Luke from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY" title="YouTube - 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny">2 Live Crew)</a> is <a href="http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2011-02-03/news/luke-for-mayor/" title ="Miami New Times - Luke for mayor">running for Mayor of Miami-Dade County</a>. He&#8217;s won <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/1990-10-21/news/mn-4279_1_live-crew" title="2 Live Crew Obscenity Case">obscenity cases</a> and a fair use case that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campbell_v._Acuff-Rose_Music,_Inc." title="Wikipedia - Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music">made it to the Supreme Court</a>. It&#8217;s Florida, I bet they could do a hell of a lot worse than Uncle Luke.</p>
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		<title>Dugway Proving Ground on lockdown tonight</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/27/dugway-proving-ground-on-lockdown-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dugway Proving Ground, a US Army facility in Utah, is on lockdown tonight: Al Vogel, a public affairs specialist for the installation, would only say that the lockdown began at 5:24 p.m. Employees were not allowed to leave, and those coming to work were not allowed in. Vogel said there were no injuries, no damage&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_Proving_Ground">Dugway Proving Ground</a>, a US Army facility in Utah, is <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51132650-76/dugway-lockdown-ground-proving.html.csp" title="Salt Lake Tribune article">on lockdown tonight</a>:<br />
<blockquote>
Al Vogel, a public affairs specialist for the installation, would only say that the lockdown began at 5:24 p.m. Employees were not allowed to leave, and those coming to work were not allowed in. Vogel said there were no injuries, no damage and no threats reported at the proving ground. There were about 1,200 to 1,400 people at Dugway when the lockdown occurred.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dugway is used for chemical and biological weapon testing, and <a href="http://www.sightm1911.com/lib/other/nbc.htm">NBC</a> response <a href="http://www.acbirc.net/ACBIRC/Welcome.html">training</a>. Roughly 3000 sheep <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_sheep_incident">died in the area in 1968</a> due to an atmospheric surplus of nerve agent. The <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/dugway">Twitters are abuzz tonight</a>, but nobody seems to know very much.</p>
<p>Zoom out on the map below to see how close you are to Dugway, and check your favorite weather site for the current jet stream map.</p>
<p><iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;client=safari&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;q=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;hnear=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;view=map&amp;cid=8359610755869636777&amp;ll=40.126508,-113.419068&amp;spn=0.006295,0.006295&amp;output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;client=safari&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;q=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;fb=1&amp;gl=us&amp;hq=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;hnear=Dugway+Proving+Ground&amp;view=map&amp;cid=8359610755869636777&amp;ll=40.126508,-113.419068&amp;spn=0.006295,0.006295&amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small></p>
<p>Story found at <a href="http://wonkette.com/436300/dugway-bioweapons-army-base-under-weird-lockdown">Wonkette</a>.</p>
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		<title>In Guadalajara, don&#8217;t skimp on the encore</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/in-guadalajara-dont-skimp-on-the-encore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The violence in Mexico moved south from the border in 2010, and now 2011 is trending southweird &#8211; Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience: Two members of local group La Excelencia were murdered in a Guadalajara bar early Monday morning after refusing to play more songs past closing time,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mariachi.jpg" alt="mariachi.jpg" title="mariachi.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" class="alignleft" />The violence in Mexico <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7061705.ece" title="Acapulco shootings">moved</a> south <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0236129020090607" title="more Acapulco shootings">from the border</a> in 2010, and now 2011 is trending southweird &#8211; <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/01/18/2011-01-18_musicians_killed_in_mexico_after_refusing_to_play_more_songs_for_audience.html" title="New York Daily News - Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience">Musicians killed in Mexico after refusing to play more songs for audience</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Two members of local group La Excelencia were murdered in a Guadalajara bar early Monday morning after refusing to play more songs past closing time, El Occidental of Mexico reported.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can we send <a href="http://www.nme.com/news/nme/40892">Phil Spector</a> down there on a work release program?</p>
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		<title>Tracking mass animal die-offs</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2011/01/19/tracking-mass-animal-die-offs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 02:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[EUTimes.net has a comprehensive list of the recent mass animal deaths around the world. There&#8217;s more to the story than just the bird deaths in Louisiana and Arkansas that got everyone&#8217;s attention for a few days. Explanations range from fireworks to swamp gas, with the scientific consensus being that it&#8217;s nothing to worry about, go&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" alt="Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" title="Drinky_and_Gabby_Out.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="226" class="alignright"/><a href="http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/birds-and-fish-are-now-dying-all-around-the-world/">EUTimes.net</a> has a comprehensive list of the recent mass animal deaths around the world. There&#8217;s more to the story than just the <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70534T20110106" title="Reuters: Aflockalypse nothing to worry about">bird deaths in Louisiana and Arkansas</a> that got everyone&#8217;s attention for a few days. Explanations range from fireworks to swamp gas, with the scientific consensus being that <a href="http://www.todayszaman.com/news-232597-experts-ease-concerns-over-mass-bird-deaths.html" title="Bird deaths in Turkey not a sign of imminent danger">it&#8217;s nothing to worry about</a>, go on about your business, nothing to see here. And if you don&#8217;t believe that, maybe Professor Nilüfer Aytuğ can sway you:</p>
<blockquote><p>“People have started to question whether the bird deaths en masse worldwide are indicators of some imminent disaster. I see a huge amount of groundless speculation about the deaths on the Internet. However, it isn’t right to discuss an issue without sound information. I suppose the Internet has become more dangerous this way. Rumors on the Internet can make an issue more serious than it is,” Aytuğ noted.</p></blockquote>
<p>So please stop reading this and go buy something! Do it for your country, because <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2011/01/19/the-rich-doing-all-the-heavy-lifting-in-the-economy/" title="The rich doing all the heavy lifting in the economy - Wall St Journal">the rich people in the USA can&#8217;t carry your cheap ass forever!</a></p>
<p>(Animal death tracking data via <a href="http://haleymeijer.tumblr.com/">unrelenting machine</a>)</p>
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		<title>What the church needs today</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/10/03/what-the-church-needs-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 21:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although I&#8217;d advise bolting down the pews first.]]></description>
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<p>Although I&#8217;d advise bolting down the pews first.</p>
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		<title>Gag order for Dr David Kelly death inquiry</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/01/24/gag-order-for-dr-david-kelly-death-inquiry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/01/24/gag-order-for-dr-david-kelly-death-inquiry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The inquiry into the death of UK weapons inspection whistleblower Dr. David Kelly in 2003 has taken another strange turn. Evidence related to his death (including the autopsy report and photographs) has been placed under a gag order, and will remain classified for 30 to 70 years: One of the doctors seeking a full inquest,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/kelly.jpg" alt="kelly.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="175" class="alignright" />The inquiry into the <a href="http://www.alienjesus.com/2003/07/20/death-of-13-microbiologists/" title="2003 Alien Jesus item">death</a> of UK weapons inspection whistleblower <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397256/Why-I-believe-David-Kellys-death-murder-MP.html" title="2006 Daily Mail article">Dr. David Kelly</a> in 2003 has taken another strange turn. Evidence related to his death (including the autopsy report and photographs) has been placed under a gag order, <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23798597-70-year-gag-on-kelly-death-evidence.do" title="London Evening Standard article">and will remain classified for 30 to 70 years</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>One of the doctors seeking a full inquest, former assistant coroner Michael Powers, told the Mail on Sunday he had seen a letter from the legal team of Oxfordshire County Council explaining the unusual restrictions placed by Lord Hutton on material relating to his inquiry.</p>
<p>The letter states: &#8220;Lord Hutton made a request for the records provided to the inquiry, not produced in evidence, to be closed for 30 years, and that medical (including post-mortem) reports and photographs be closed for 70 years.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr Powers asked: &#8220;Supposedly all evidence relevant to the cause of death has been heard in public at the time of Lord Hutton&#8217;s inquiry. If these secret reports support the suicide finding, what could they contain that could be so sensitive?&#8221;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s also a <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1245626/NORMAN-BAKER-Hutton-farcical-feeble-amateurish--MUST-told-truth-week.html" title="Norman Baker editorial in the Daily Mail">scathing editorial by Norman Baker (MP)</a> up at the Daily Mail. Lots of juicy tidbits about Lord Hutton, who led the inquiry and ruled the evidence should be classified:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lord Hutton did not even inquire as to whose fingerprints were on the knife allegedly used to slit Dr Kelly’s wrist. That was left for me to establish through a Freedom of Information request, which revealed there were no fingerprints on the knife, and Dr Kelly was not wearing gloves.</p>
<p>Lord Hutton was to confess that he had not bothered looking into the death very deeply.</p>
<p>Writing in the Inner Temple Yearbook 2004, he unashamedly observed: ‘I thought that there would be little serious dispute as to the background facts [about Dr Kelly’s death].</p>
<p>&#8216;I thought unnecessary time could be taken up by cross-examination on matters which were not directly relevant.’</p>
<p>So key questions went unasked, conflicting and contradictory evidence abounded, and no attempt was made to tie up the countless loose ends.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It remains to be seen whether this story will provoke enough outrage with the larger British public to force the release of all evidence. If you&#8217;re a loyal subject, maybe write your MP?</p>
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		<title>Those Wacky Lutherans</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2010/01/24/those-wacky-lutherans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Via Deus Ex Malcontent.)]]></description>
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<p>(Via <a href="http://www.deusexmalcontent.com/">Deus Ex Malcontent</a>.)</p>
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		<title>Ares rocket behind the scenes pics</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/11/01/ares-rocket-behind-the-scenes-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Boston Globe has an awesome gallery of hi-res Ares rocket pics, including lots of behind the scenes stuff leading up to the launch. Go look.]]></description>
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<p>The Boston Globe has an awesome <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/10/launch_of_the_ares_ix.html" >gallery of hi-res Ares rocket pics</a>, including lots of behind the scenes stuff leading up to the launch. Go look.</p>
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		<title>Doomsday 2012 or 2200?</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/10/27/doomsday-2012-or-2200/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Legba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting claim by Dutch scientists that the Mayan calendar doomsday prediction of 2012 is off by 208 years. Unfortunately, the best version available so far is this Google translation. There&#8217;s also some discussion over at Slashdot. My prediction: this is some sort of viral promotion for a sequel to the 2012 movie coming out in&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2012.jpg" alt="2012.jpg" border="0" width="396" height="390" class="alignright" />Interesting claim by Dutch scientists that the Mayan calendar doomsday prediction of 2012 is off by 208 years. Unfortunately, the best version available so far is <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&#038;sl=nl&#038;tl=en&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html">this Google translation</a>. There&#8217;s also some discussion over at <a href="http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/1517242/2012-a-Miscalculation-Actual-Calendar-Ends-2220?from=rss">Slashdot</a>.</p>
<p>My prediction: this is some sort of viral promotion for a sequel to the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/">2012 movie</a> coming out in a couple of weeks. The trailer for that one reminded me of the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071455/">star</a> <a href="http://www.iann.net/movies/toweringinferno/">studded</a> <a href="http://www.airodyssey.net/movies/movie-arpt79.html">disaster</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poseidon_Adventure_(1972_film)">films</a> of the 1970&#8242;s by way of and <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/new/film.nsf/reviews/conair">Jerry Bruckheimer&#8217;s ConAir</a>, so I was very disappointed to see there is no Bruckheimer involvement. 2012 is directed by <a href="">Roland Emmerich</a>, who produced <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/">The Day After Tomorrow</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/">Independence Day</a>. Think I&#8217;ll wait for this one on cable (if it even makes it there before the world ends).</p>
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		<title>100 Days Until Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/07/23/100-days-until-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to John Rozum for reminding us there are only 100 Days Until Halloween.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to John Rozum for reminding us there are only <a href="http://johnrozum.blogspot.com/2009/07/100-days-until-halloween.html">100 Days Until Halloween</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://johnrozum.blogspot.com/2009/07/100-days-until-halloween.html"><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pumpkinpeople.jpg" alt="pumpkinpeople.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="371" /></a></p>
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		<title>The only way Apollo 11 could have been cooler</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/07/20/the-only-way-apollo-11-could-have-been-cooler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t know about Neil Armstrong, but I bet Buzz Aldrin would have been ok with this. Rumor has it that all three Apollo 11 astronauts will make some sort of appearance with President Obama on Monday. Be interesting to see if Armstrong does any sort of speech, or leaves it to the others. Seems very&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Don&#8217;t know about Neil Armstrong, but I bet Buzz Aldrin would have been ok with this.</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090717/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_apollo" title="AP source: Obama to host Apollo 11 astronauts">Rumor has it</a> that all three Apollo 11 astronauts will make some sort of appearance with President Obama on Monday. Be interesting to see if Armstrong does any sort of speech, or leaves it to the others. Seems very quaint from our perspective 40 years on: a modern media plan would demand that Armstrong overexpose himself in perpetuity, or would have chosen a more media friendly astronaut (like Aldrin) to take the first steps on the moon instead.</p>
<p>Image via <a href="http://comicallyvintage.tumblr.com/" title="Comically Vintage">Comically Vintage</a></p>
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		<title>Betelgeuse shrinking?</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/06/12/betelgeuse-shrinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UC Berkeley researchers say red giant star Betelgeuse mysteriously shrinking The red supergiant star Betelgeuse, the bright reddish star in the constellation Orion, has steadily shrunk over the past 15 years, according to University of California, Berkeley, researchers. Long-term monitoring by UC Berkeley&#8217;s Infrared Spatial Interferometer (ISI) on the top of Mt. Wilson in Southern&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2009/06/09_betelim.shtml">UC Berkeley researchers say red giant star Betelgeuse mysteriously shrinking</a></p>
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<blockquote>The red supergiant star Betelgeuse, the bright reddish star in the constellation Orion, has steadily shrunk over the past 15 years, according to University of California, Berkeley, researchers.</p>
<p>Long-term monitoring by UC Berkeley&#8217;s Infrared Spatial Interferometer (ISI) on the top of Mt. Wilson in Southern California shows that Betelgeuse (bet&#8217; el juz), which is so big that in our solar system it would reach to the orbit of Jupiter, has shrunk in diameter by more than 15 percent since 1993.</p></blockquote>
<p>Nobody&#8217;s 100% sure if this is a normal size variation, or the beginning of the end for Betelgeuse. Red supergiants are older stars, living out their retirement and telling comets to &#8220;stay the hell off my orbit!&#8221; Shrinkage could just be the next step on the way to the supernova grave. So raise a glass of Metamucil to Betelgeuse, in case this is the beginning of the end.</p>
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		<title>Remembering Barry Goldwater</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/05/29/the-stargate-chronicles-by-clark-c-mcclelland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 08:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 29 is the anniversary of Barry Goldwater&#8217;s death. Let&#8217;s remember him with a story told by Clark C. McClelland about Goldwater&#8217;s attempts to find the truth about UFOs. That seemed to prove to me that UFOs were a fact, and do exist. But, are they all aliens? I highly suspect a majority are! Hell,&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_1236" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 266px"><img src="http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/auh2o.gif" alt="Goldwater: you know he&#039;s right!" title="Goldwater: you know he&#039;s right!" width="256" height="377" class="size-full wp-image-1236" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Goldwater: you know he's right!</p></div>May 29 is the anniversary of Barry Goldwater&#8217;s death. Let&#8217;s remember him with a story told by <a href="http://www.stargate-chronicles.com/case_barry_goldwater.html">Clark C. McClelland</a> about Goldwater&#8217;s attempts to find the truth about UFOs.</p>
<blockquote><p>That seemed to prove to me that UFOs were a fact, and do exist. But, are they all aliens? I highly suspect a majority are! Hell, they are no doubt far ahead of our level of intelligence. TheUnited States Air Foce knows the truth, but will they ever reveal it to this nation?</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nixon at Bohemian Grove</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/05/08/nixon-at-bohemian-grove/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 07:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time&#8211;it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; Richard Nixon Found at If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, home of an]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time&#8211;it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc" title="Nixon tapes - Bohemian Grove">Richard Nixon</a></p>
<p>Found at <a href="http://tsutpen.blogspot.com/">If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger</a>, home of an <a href=http://tsutpen.blogspot.com/search/label/Fun%20at%20Bohemian%20Grove">extensive Bohemian Grove gallery</a>.</p>
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		<title>3rd party Alien Jesus art</title>
		<link>http://www.alienjesus.com/2009/05/07/3rd-party-alien-jesus-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 09:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazingly enough, the Alien Jesus Collective is not the only source of Alien Jesus art on the Internet. Found a collection of Alien Jesus art by all sorts of artists (including one by yours truly). Unfortunately, there&#8217;s no attribution, which makes it kind of hard to track down more work by the same artists. Here&#8217;s&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazingly enough, the Alien Jesus Collective is not the only source of Alien Jesus art on the Internet. Found a collection of <a href="http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/alien_christian_art/index.html">Alien Jesus art</a> by all sorts of artists (including <a href="http://www.alienjesus.com/2005/08/16/madonna-and-child/">one by yours truly</a>). Unfortunately, there&#8217;s no attribution, which makes it kind of hard to track down more work by the same artists. Here&#8217;s one of my favorites from the collection:</p>
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<p>If anyone can identify the artist, please post a comment.</p>
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