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Buck Huff
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Notes from the cutting edge
Out of the bunker just in time for the Doomsday line-up of planets in Taurus. May 3 through the 5 is the alignment of 7 out of the ten planets in the constellation Taurus. An earth sign that could mean earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes…the end of the earth as we know it. I don’t care. I’m not going back into that bunker. Not ever again. Potted meat and dust particles called potatoes three times a day, no tv or radio, converting urine into potable water, the lack of mastubatory privacy all sounds very romantic and exciting but when it comes down to it, it’s just so much Somerset Maughm “must be nice” fantasy.
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Ever notice Christians righteously going around observing Holidays that fall on pagan days calculated through astronomy, lighting incense, drinking wine that represents blood, a wafer that represents flesh, and not think that they have anything in common with throw-rocks-at-moon heathen darkies living in the deepest depths of the world? I was watching Joyce Meyer making quite alot of fun of people who “palm read” and “worship” trees. Well, worshipping *at* a living tree makes far more sense than worshipping a dead tree that has been fashioned into a murder weapon for their lamb patting saviour. If as above so below then it stands to reason that the mythical heaven above will be as diverse as our sour little dirt clod planet below. Get ready for me to be in your neighborhood, Joyce, above AND below.
I’m Buck Huff and I’m going to vegas.
Pilgrim Cult & Punk’in Pie
04578 days
by Buck Huff
in Feature Stories
Squanto Pumpkin Loaf
3 cups sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
3 large eggs
1 16-ounce can pumpkin
3 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp of ground cloves,cinnamon & nutmeg
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 cup chopped Nuts
Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour two 9x5x3-inch loaf pans. Beat sugar and oil in large bowl to blend. Mix in eggs and pumpkin. Sift flour &spices, baking soda, salt and baking powder into another large bowl. Stir into pumpkin mixture along with the nuts. Divide batter into the prepared pans and bake until tester inserted into center comes out clean, about1 hour 10 minutes. Let pans cool on racks for ten minutes. Using sharp knife, cut around edge of loaves. Turn loaves out onto racks and cool completely. Makes 2 loaves.
The Cultists
The Puritan Cult Maniacs most people still refer to as “Pilgrims” were first seen by the indians eating the ceremonial food baskets left on the graves of their ancestors. This was high holy time for the Wampanoag indians and they chased the Puritans back to their leaky boat. Still filled with righteous resolve, and no boat to take them anywhere else, they took over an indian village that disease had cleared out, leaving behind many skeletons and no food. Over half of the new Caucasian Settlement died, and in a fit of desperation that never hinted at humiliation, the Puritans deigned to let the heathen redman feed what is left of their starved and diseased cult. When they grow stronger in mind, body, and overpowering numbers, they wipe out the Indians who don’t care to be the slaves of the white man. Today, we celebrate this with big parade floats and football and putting marshmallows on yams. We never give a thought that the “Pilgrims” were more haughty and homicidal about their God’s Mission for them than the Manson Family.
The Mayflower Families
And who could be more proud to be riding the coat tails of genocide than a Boston Blue Blood Clan who can trace their ancestoryback to the exact time and place? Proud and snooty over their traced linage, early in the 80′s they were shocked and appalled by one of their own, Sydney Biddle Barrows, The Mayflower Madam, being a brothel owner. I think pimping ho’s is a step up from the original legacy.
From Mayflower Families WebPage: “That Native Americans, caught up in the complexity of values heretofore alien, fueled by perceived monetary and power advantages, perhaps caused someof their own demise, can also be noted. We welcome your contributions that have basis in fact.”
Of course! They could have “just said no” to those smallpox imbued blankets, but greedy indians wanted to be extra toasty warm for the winter. And you be sure to get your facts straight before attempting your lies about how it really went down back then. The Mayflower Famlies are no fools. Except for the part about being proud to be related to a Homicidal Cult of Revelations spouting zealots who wiped out nations and made their offspring slaves.
Hey, Pilgrims! The Vikings got here first.
Keywords in a Kold War
4581 days
by Buck Huff
in Feature Stories
Did somebody say the Cold war is over?
With the internet consuming more and more of our lives, chatting, buying, child molesting, drug cooking, bomb making, Government threating, pagan worshipping, e-auction stealing, posting off-topic for just a few examples , some folks think we need monitoring. And that could mean the near-mythical worldwide computer spy network, Echelon, scanning all email, packet traffic, telephone conversations world wide, patrolling our atmosphere for potential terrorist or enemy communications. And spying on the internet is super easy with more of us doing our banking and shopping with credit cards for legal and barely legal items. Track our newsgroups, the webpages we go to. You have a human being conducting his entire life as if he was Number 6 living at The Village. It’s shooting fish in a barrel, Patriots, and it’s not right. Who knows what super secret, mega crazy, group or individuals are out there being menaces? I don’t want to see innocent people getting hurt by maniac cults who think they are god and inflicting their “justice” on those just minding their own business. Like the DEA. Coming to your house and roasting your children.
Keywords
Using Keywords in your webpages, an e-mail sig will keep that software a’buzzin’, with only an under-staffed office of bureau tattletales to check out the thousands of hits that go off every minutes from all over the world. Join Alien Jesus Collective in keeping our world, the internet world, safe from spying.Cut n Paste your keywords today! Blow a Spying Space Shed right out of the sky.
Cut n Paste one or all!
For .sig files or random sprinkling on webpages
DRUGS: heroin, coke, glue, uppers, crack, wheat thins, sherms, toot, china white, shoot-up, tie-off, blow, Jolt Cola, Timothy Leary pot, Terrance Mckenna, weed, reefer, Asian Triangle, Bobby Sands, peyote, opium den, hookah, munchies, tracks, Oreos, gold chains, DEA, ATF, blotter, bathtub crank, ketamine, cannabinol, dmt, stp, xtc, pseudo-epinephrine, precursor, precipitates, ether, ethanol,methanol.drano, lye, beaker, filter paper, brownies coleman fuel, dry gas, lysergic, diethlymide, solvent, wash, cook, dry, “nazi method”
COVER-UPS: UFO, Waco, Ruby Ridge, Royal Rife Ray, Boston Red Sox, FEMA, Grand Canyon, Bovine Growth Hormone, Mad Cow Disease, JFK, RFK, Martin Luther King, Princess Diana, water-fueled Hyper car, Tuskeege, “The Shop”, Dateline NBC, Gulf War Syndrome, Danny Casolero, Jimmy Hoffa, Mt Shasta, Area 51
DUPES: Lenny Bruce, Oswald, Bob Hope, Unibomber, David Koresh, Mata Hari, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs,Susan McDougall, Vince Foster, Checkers, Carlos the Jackal, Khadaffi, Larouche, Farrakhan, Goldie Hawn, Tim McVeigh, Osana Bin Laden, Fidel,Marx, Lenin, Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Che Guevara, Unabomber, Larry Ellison Kim Il Jong, Milosevic, Gerry Adams, Don Fernando, Wiranto, Qadaffi, Matt Drudge, Charles Keating, Malcom X, Olson Twins
ORGS: Monsanto, Genral Electric, DOD, Kodak, Microsoft, Raytheon, Union Carbide, HAARP, Los Alamos, United Fruit Company, Masons, JDL, Panama Canal, Correleone Olive Oil Co, Disney Studios, Spumco,Trinity Broadcasting, CIA, Popyeyes’s Fried Chicken, Wakenhut, Goodwill Industries, Cabasa Indians Us Treasury Dept, Federal Reserve, Trilateral
THE BOX: Sniffer, SATAN, ping flood, IP spoof, trojan, redirect, hackz, cypher, one time pad, denial of service, firewall, anthrax, spores, warez, encephalitis, mosquitoes, west nile, untraceable, alpha index, dna, biogen, Mitnick, nuke, AOL, Webtv, Network Solutions, PGP, Inc., L0pht, Cult Dead Cow, Union of Loan Gunmen, ZDtv
READ: Anarchist’s cookbook, Catcher in the Rye, Mother Jones, TV Guide, Kurt Saxon, The Bible, Rosetta Stone, Robert Anton Wilson, Consumer Report, David Horowitz, Mein Kampf, Turner Diaries, Unintended Consequences, Behold a Pale Horse, Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Wretched of the Earth, Communist Manifesto, Bakunin, Little Red Book, George Lincoln Rockwell, White Power, Institute for Historical Review, The Spotlight, Willis Carto, A-Albionic, Seventeen,Conspiracy Nation, Family Circus, Praire Home Companion, Hitman’s Handbook, US Army Manual for Improvised Explosives
It’s a fun fight!
There’s still plenty of Keywords lists out there just waiting to be made! Racial Slurs, illegal sex acts in Alabama, Things found in Ted Kennedy’s Rectum…You Name it!
Cannibals and Monitor Lizards
4603 days
by Buck Huff
in Feature Stories
October 8, 1999
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Call it Lord-of-the-Flies TV. The CBS television network announced on Thursday the launch of a new series in which 16 volunteers will be marooned together for 49 days on a deserted tropical island off Borneo. “Survivor” adds a competitive twist to the saga — every three days one member of the group will be voted off the island by the rest, with the last person left collecting a prize of $1 million.
Sign me up! I bet they wont let you take along any weapons but no man goes without a knife and if I can get one (two if you count my molar razor ring) past the NSA boys at the pre-Panama “freedom fight” rally at the finest jacuzzi in all of Costa Rica, I can get a machete and colon locker of jerky past tv executives and some mudhut retards.
But life for the show’s contestants will be a lot more than an extended vacation in paradise. Equipped with little beyond “the basic supplies of a shipwreck”, the group will be forced to fend for itself in building shelter, foraging for food, and defending against such dangers as wild pigs, pythons, and poisonous sea snakes.To create added drama a dash of social tension, the program also will feature mini-contests in which the group competes for such creature comforts as a pillow or a soft drink.
Pillow and a soft drink? That million dollars is mine. I’m not playing for any sody pop and head bag. As if you would ever lay your head down for one minute. Weaklings at the git go. They probably supply ‘em with sunscreen SPF 100 and dental floss. If they really want to play this game right let’s play for such comforts as ammo, booze and sex. You’re asking “How Buck? How can we get these things on a deserted island?”
First, you all have genitals. theres’s the sex. Secondly, “Rafflesia”. Rafflesia is the worldest largest blooming flower in the world and it just happens to grow in Borneo. This bar on a stem has been seen stretched 91cms and 3 feet in diameter, 1.9 cms or 3/4 inch thick and weighed 7 kgs or 15 lbs. That’s 15 lbs of fermenting matter that will give you twice the kick of Everclear and a closer call with god. It’s a for sure close call with the jungle floor but you’ll never remember it. Thirdly, if you have even the most modest of survivalist training you can make ammo from a pocketful of coins and bark. This is just plain common fact but people just never bother to learn.
“I hope we get a cop from New York, and maybe a small petty criminal from some other city…they won’t get along,” Burnett said, musing on possible casting combinations. “Maybe there will be a 60-year-old Catholic priest and a 20-year-old drop-dead (gorgeous) model from Los Angeles…It really will be ‘Gilligan’s Island,”‘ he said, referring to the ’60s TV comedy about mismatched castaways.
This part I particularly like. Getting down to the real yin and yang of existence. No cops without criminals, no sins without fragrant ladies. The total balance of opposites in a kill or be killed modality. But what about the more subtle forms of hatred, the contempt and seething rage barely benerth the surface of those that are seemingly on the same side? The cowboys and indians aspect is good but give us the power struggling competiveness of say a Louis Farakhan and Jesse Jackson. Bill and Hillary. Swaggart and Falwell. Abductees of greys against abductees by “beings of light”. Greenpeace agasint Peta. You match up people that are supposed to have something in common and you’ll see very quickly that familiarity breeds contempt. That’s why we’ve had wars for so long in the middle east! You see a difference between a Palestinian and a Syrian? Arab or Iraqi? Go farther over and see the difference between North Korean and South Korean. You can’t! And these people fight mean and for keeps.
I’m looking forward to this new show and I think I’m going to find out about being a technical advisor. I bet those people don’t know the 1001 things you can do with a boar’s penis. It’s fascinating.