Paraguay never fails to satisfy when it comes to odd news, but this time there’s no Bush involved. From the BBC: Paraguay leader admits love-child. No biggie, right? But it gets better:

Paraguay’s President Fernando Lugo has admitted he is the father of a child who was conceived when he was still a Roman Catholic bishop.

So what’s more shocking, the fact that the president of Paraguay is an ex-bishop? Or that he fathered a child while he was a bishop? Or that there are no underage boys involved?