Alien Jesus Collective

A treat for Douglas Adams fans if you haven’t been there already:

http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/980707-07-s.html

The Private Life of Genghis Khan

” For a moment a strange green fire seemed to flash from the eyes of the Mongol leader. A heavy deadly kind of a thing that you could hardly call a smile drew itself through his fine wispy beard. The strange kind of smiley thing would signify (briefly) to anyone who was stupid enough to look that there was nothing a Mongol warlord liked better after a day hacking people to bits than a big night out.”