A cold one’s legal in Wisconsin…for now
Accused grave robbers dodge sex charges
“Three men who dug up a young woman’s corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.”
Seems like a sex tourism business waiting to happen. Probably not a huge market for necrophilia holidays, but I bet the clientele is extremely loyal. Act fast though, there’s already been a bill introduced to outlaw it!
What are the odds that three people who like to fuck the dead would all end up together one night looking at a fetching obituary photo?
I’d like to think only one of them was really into this and just had excellent powers of persuasion. Well, actually, no. Not that either. Who wants a master manipulator talking you into having one off with a dead person?
And do you know how hard it is to dig up a grave with mere shovels? It’s hard work! Well, I imagine it would be hard work. Digging is hard work. Grave digging, I’m just assuming.
Buck Huff | Jul 29, 2007 | Reply