Archive for July, 2006
Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.
It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.”
“I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”
Neighbors say the billboard has been up there for a week or more.
I get a kick out of this.
A Home Office spokesman said: “On 4 July the secretary of state signed an order for Mr McKinnon’s extradition to the United States for charges connected with computer hacking…Mr McKinnon now has the opportunity, within 14 days, to appeal against the decisions of the district judge/secretary of state.”
Now you’re one step closer to killing your TV! The white text on white background is a little unfortunate, but he content is golden. Pick your conspiracy poison, put on your tinfoil hat, and prepare for a scare.
Mind-Deprogramming.com also has a downloadable version for Windows. Caveat Emptor!
After Lay’s conviction I was perplexed at how a man facing likely lifetime sentencing would be allowed to leave and wait it out in his vacation home in Aspen, Colorado. The Alien Jesus chuckle o’ the day was “they fake his death, get out of the country.” I wonder where the grieving widow will go to live? After this ordeal, you think she wants to just leave the country? If Ken really wants to pull this off, he’ll ditch her. She’s the one that had a garage sale in front of their ultra-lux home in Texas. They were broke she cried.
Bon Voyage, Mr Lay, I imagine you wont be sending back postcards.
(CBS) It may be the biggest outstanding mystery in the Enron story: the death of Cliff Baxter, a former top Enron executive. He’d just agreed to testify to Congress in the Enron case. A congressional source tells CBS News that Baxter wasn’t a target in the probe, he was to provide evidence against others.
But on the morning of January 25th he was found in his car – shot dead.
Police were criticized for calling it a suicide before investigating, so they kept the case open. The fact that it’s still open more than two months later has made the Cliff Baxter case prime fodder for murder conspiracy theories, reports CBS News Correspondent Sharyl Attkisson.
Adding to the mystery is a letter – perhaps a suicide note – that Baxter’s wife is fighting to keep private. Groups like the Texas Freedom of Information Foundation want at least part of it made public.
“I believe very strongly that Enron is mentioned in it,” said Joel White, the group’s attorney.
This is my kind of Independence Day.
Twilight Zone marathon in it’s third day, World Cup Game Germany vs Italy, CNN showing Space Shuttle prep on one side of the screen, Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest on the other.
I think after the Shuttle lifts off (or blows up or is scrubbed) the screen should be replaced with the dumbasses at the Whitehouse Hunger Strike.
No hot dogs or sody pops for Cindy Sheehan until the Iraqi troops come home. Susan Sarandon and Sean Pean are not so sure what fasting means so they will be taking turns for each other not eating. It’s called a “rolling fast” and could possibly be more idiotic than just plain out harming your body by standing in the sun not eating. Neither method will do a damn thing but make me and millions of others laugh disgustedly while we eat things god never invented.
The Alien Jesus Command Division is now housed in one of the nicest places we might have ever lived. We are grateful that we’ve been spared what is increasingly becoming a non-middle class nation. We are quite middle right now and in true American fashion we say, “Hey, We got Ours! Get away from my car.”
This is a day to think about what the USA has always said it stood for but never delivers without a monkey’s paw twist ending. These bastards in power now are the best blend of power, greed, and total indifference to human suffering. They are perverting and derailing everything the Founding Fathers (deceptive pricks in their own right) worked for through their own hunger strikes that they called “we have no food.” I’d prefer to think about the better possibilities to come. Just for today.
Today, I’m going to eat well while sitting on my ass enjoying all this great television. And may some fortunate God bless America so that we can leave people all over the world alone so they can do the same.