Archive for June, 2004
Cassini is going to be all over Saturn June 30th, latest updates and live webcast.
JPL’s front page has loads of info.
“If there were one perfect spite president, it was Richard Nixon. He looked mean, spoke mean and stomped on the hippies who were having too many orgasms, the last real orgasms this country ever witnessed. Kerry shares roughly the same repulsive physical qualities as Nixon, repulsive in the sense that he doesn’t look like a tv anchor which is a good thing. And while Kerry may not stomp on hippies, it’s hard to imagine that he ever enjoyed a single minute of his life. There is nothing about Kerry to make a man envious, even if he is rich and famous. You get the sense that Kerry’s greatest joy in life is sitting alone in his office at the end of a long day, thumbing through his fresh collection of business cards and coveting the connections that each one brings. When it comes to the spite intangibles, Kerry is the closest thing to Nixon that the Democrats have ever fielded.”
“Now that the orgy of media coverage for St. Ronald of Reagan is over, we can take a dispassionate look at the “legacy” of Ronald Reagan without raining on anyone’s eulogy.”
Eric performs a li’l ditty. Brilliant as you’d expect. Hum along…
Terry Jones applies Bush administration guidelines to childrearing: This won’t hurt much
Lizard People? aliens? are they good eating?
“Police to let England fans smoke dope”
ahahahha. Hey, if you know when/where this is going to be broadcast let us know.