Alien Jesus Collective

If TV is to be left to its own devices offering the demanding public what it wants, it’d certain implode. TV has never been as stupid as it is now.

Last night Derren Brown on British Channel 4, was yet again on TV, showing us just what it means to be stupid. He was performing live Russian Roulette (as if). Poster plastered across London proclaimed that now Magic is Dead (Jesus Motherfucking Christ, who revived it in the first place?). According to some press release the program was shown with a 15 second delay in case “something would go wrong”. So much for LIVE tv.

Anyway, the program was set in some dumbshit studio in the corner of nowhere, or at least so it seemed. We were thankful only to catch the last minute of the program. It was at that point that he picked up his loaded gun, pulled the trigger … and it went blank … nothing. What a surprise. Now it would have been absolute fantastic, we mean, a dream, if he’d actually gone ahead and shot himself. That truly would have been “magic”. The program was of such poor quality that you could hardly make out the audible difference between a blank chamber and bullet being fired. It was not even amusing or funny, just a fucking waste of everyone time. Master Moron Derren Brown even hugged the idiot who’d loaded his gun at the end of the program, as if he’d just achieved something great.

If only more people would truly shot themselves on TV, that would really spice up our lives. We can think of at least a dozen names.