New Chupacabra movie will suck big hairy goats
Coming in September on DVD: Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico. Scooby and the gang investigate chupacabra attacks in (wait for it!)…MEXICO! Fred dies of dysentary in a Tiajuana jail, and the monster turns out to be Shaggy’s pot dealer in a rubber mask. “¡Habría podido conseguir lejos con él también, si no estaba para esos cabritos de la intromisión!”
By Legba on Jun 6, 2003 in Found Objects






Yes, but the real question is, will the Chupacabra give Sarah Michelle Gellar a golden shower like the one she got in the first movie?
ackme | Jun 6, 2003 | Reply
Dude, I don’t know why this is such a joke to people man, the Chupacabra is real. It’s dropped off by alien dudes and stuff. The point is, just like earth has many different kinds of beasts on it, so the places where these aliens and ufos come from also have their variety of beasts. On those long journeys through space, the aliens drop off their pet Chups to feed and the reason you never know where they went is because after they feed they are picked up again. The Chup is as tamed to the aliens as dogs are to humans, but they will get agressive toward strangers and thats why Chups seem so violent. Think about this dude, Chupacabras have the same big eyes as most images of aliens, and dogs, cats,goats, bears and so forth have the same size eyes as us, we from this planet have eyes like this, they from that planet have eyes like that. If you were to go to an alien planet, you would see that most of the creatures there would have those big oval eyes, dude. So lets get real people, the aliens are starting to feel alittle more at home here on earth and no matter where you are in space they would know you are from earth because of your eyes. Thanks for reading dude, I meditate often over real cool instrumentals about things like this often, If you would like to purchase the instrumentals too, just click on my url, peace dude.
Ricko the sicko | Jun 9, 2004 | Reply
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Ricko the sicko | Jun 9, 2004 | Reply