http://www.alienjesus.com/2003/05/02/bill-bennett-video-poker-czar/ "For the discriminating paratheologist" Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:04:59 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.alienjesus.com/2003/05/02/bill-bennett-video-poker-czar/comment-page-1/#comment-123 buck Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.alienjesus.com/wp/2003/05/02/bill-bennett-video-poker-czar/#comment-123 This is why pot isn't legal, if it was there'd be no money for self-righteous, christian, buffet eating fat fucks to gamble with. Why does this suprise me? Enrage Me? These folks just have an endless supply of hypocrisy and their irony gland was bred out centuries ago during the Knights Templar "rape a pagan" festivals. And ol' Bill, he doesn't even play the "I got a problem" card. Nope, Bill just says he doesn't play the milk money and ain't nobody's business but his own. Well, I agree with that, but only if I get to play by those rules too. Next time your in Vegas, Bill, don't go easy on that steam table bacon. This is why pot isn’t legal, if it was there’d be no money for self-righteous, christian, buffet eating fat fucks to gamble with.
Why does this suprise me? Enrage Me? These folks just have an endless supply of hypocrisy and their irony gland was bred out centuries ago during the Knights Templar “rape a pagan” festivals.
And ol’ Bill, he doesn’t even play the “I got a problem” card. Nope, Bill just says he doesn’t play the milk money and ain’t nobody’s business but his own. Well, I agree with that, but only if I get to play by those rules too.
Next time your in Vegas, Bill, don’t go easy on that steam table bacon.

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