ex-POW Jessica does have gunshot wounds

Ok, now that the Lynch family has been straightened out by the army about their daughter’s gunshot wounds they are re-inventing the story.

Maybe Jessica just said she didn’t have any entry wounds from any weapon so Dad wouldn’t worry.

I think the movie deal is back on.

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  1. Casting suggestions for the movie:

    Jesica - the Buffy the Vampire Slayer chick.

    The Arab Lawyer Hero Guy - Antonio Banderas dipped in iced tea.

    Sadistic Arab General - Andy Garcia dipped in iced tea.

    American Special Ops Commander - Vin Diesel.

    Special Ops Commander Love Interest - Someone from Dawson’s Creek with big tits.

    Special Ops Soldier What Dies - Pick a hobbit…any hobbit.

    GW Bush - Dr. George Fishbeck.

    Are the film rights available? We can do this!

    Heavecar | Apr 6, 2003 | Reply

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