ex-POW Jessica does have gunshot wounds
Ok, now that the Lynch family has been straightened out by the army about their daughter’s gunshot wounds they are re-inventing the story.
Maybe Jessica just said she didn’t have any entry wounds from any weapon so Dad wouldn’t worry.
I think the movie deal is back on.






Casting suggestions for the movie:
Jesica - the Buffy the Vampire Slayer chick.
The Arab Lawyer Hero Guy - Antonio Banderas dipped in iced tea.
Sadistic Arab General - Andy Garcia dipped in iced tea.
American Special Ops Commander - Vin Diesel.
Special Ops Commander Love Interest - Someone from Dawson’s Creek with big tits.
Special Ops Soldier What Dies - Pick a hobbit…any hobbit.
GW Bush - Dr. George Fishbeck.
Are the film rights available? We can do this!
Heavecar | Apr 6, 2003 | Reply