Keywords in a Kold War
Did somebody say the Cold war is over?
With the internet consuming more and more of our lives, chatting, buying, child molesting, drug cooking, bomb making, Government threating, pagan worshipping, e-auction stealing, posting off-topic for just a few examples , some folks think we need monitoring. And that could mean the near-mythical worldwide computer spy network, Echelon, scanning all email, packet traffic, telephone conversations world wide, patrolling our atmosphere for potential terrorist or enemy communications. And spying on the internet is super easy with more of us doing our banking and shopping with credit cards for legal and barely legal items. Track our newsgroups, the webpages we go to. You have a human being conducting his entire life as if he was Number 6 living at The Village. It’s shooting fish in a barrel, Patriots, and it’s not right. Who knows what super secret, mega crazy, group or individuals are out there being menaces? I don’t want to see innocent people getting hurt by maniac cults who think they are god and inflicting their “justice” on those just minding their own business. Like the DEA. Coming to your house and roasting your children.
Keywords
Using Keywords in your webpages, an e-mail sig will keep that software a’buzzin’, with only an under-staffed office of bureau tattletales to check out the thousands of hits that go off every minutes from all over the world. Join Alien Jesus Collective in keeping our world, the internet world, safe from spying.Cut n Paste your keywords today! Blow a Spying Space Shed right out of the sky.
Cut n Paste one or all!
For .sig files or random sprinkling on webpages
DRUGS: heroin, coke, glue, uppers, crack, wheat thins, sherms, toot, china white, shoot-up, tie-off, blow, Jolt Cola, Timothy Leary pot, Terrance Mckenna, weed, reefer, Asian Triangle, Bobby Sands, peyote, opium den, hookah, munchies, tracks, Oreos, gold chains, DEA, ATF, blotter, bathtub crank, ketamine, cannabinol, dmt, stp, xtc, pseudo-epinephrine, precursor, precipitates, ether, ethanol,methanol.drano, lye, beaker, filter paper, brownies coleman fuel, dry gas, lysergic, diethlymide, solvent, wash, cook, dry, “nazi method”
COVER-UPS: UFO, Waco, Ruby Ridge, Royal Rife Ray, Boston Red Sox, FEMA, Grand Canyon, Bovine Growth Hormone, Mad Cow Disease, JFK, RFK, Martin Luther King, Princess Diana, water-fueled Hyper car, Tuskeege, “The Shop”, Dateline NBC, Gulf War Syndrome, Danny Casolero, Jimmy Hoffa, Mt Shasta, Area 51
DUPES: Lenny Bruce, Oswald, Bob Hope, Unibomber, David Koresh, Mata Hari, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs,Susan McDougall, Vince Foster, Checkers, Carlos the Jackal, Khadaffi, Larouche, Farrakhan, Goldie Hawn, Tim McVeigh, Osana Bin Laden, Fidel,Marx, Lenin, Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Che Guevara, Unabomber, Larry Ellison Kim Il Jong, Milosevic, Gerry Adams, Don Fernando, Wiranto, Qadaffi, Matt Drudge, Charles Keating, Malcom X, Olson Twins
ORGS: Monsanto, Genral Electric, DOD, Kodak, Microsoft, Raytheon, Union Carbide, HAARP, Los Alamos, United Fruit Company, Masons, JDL, Panama Canal, Correleone Olive Oil Co, Disney Studios, Spumco,Trinity Broadcasting, CIA, Popyeyes’s Fried Chicken, Wakenhut, Goodwill Industries, Cabasa Indians Us Treasury Dept, Federal Reserve, Trilateral
THE BOX: Sniffer, SATAN, ping flood, IP spoof, trojan, redirect, hackz, cypher, one time pad, denial of service, firewall, anthrax, spores, warez, encephalitis, mosquitoes, west nile, untraceable, alpha index, dna, biogen, Mitnick, nuke, AOL, Webtv, Network Solutions, PGP, Inc., L0pht, Cult Dead Cow, Union of Loan Gunmen, ZDtv
READ: Anarchist’s cookbook, Catcher in the Rye, Mother Jones, TV Guide, Kurt Saxon, The Bible, Rosetta Stone, Robert Anton Wilson, Consumer Report, David Horowitz, Mein Kampf, Turner Diaries, Unintended Consequences, Behold a Pale Horse, Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Wretched of the Earth, Communist Manifesto, Bakunin, Little Red Book, George Lincoln Rockwell, White Power, Institute for Historical Review, The Spotlight, Willis Carto, A-Albionic, Seventeen,Conspiracy Nation, Family Circus, Praire Home Companion, Hitman’s Handbook, US Army Manual for Improvised Explosives
It’s a fun fight!
There’s still plenty of Keywords lists out there just waiting to be made! Racial Slurs, illegal sex acts in Alabama, Things found in Ted Kennedy’s Rectum…You Name it!
By Buck Huff on Nov 1, 1999 in Feature Stories






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