Squanto Pumpkin Loaf
3 cups sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
3 large eggs
1 16-ounce can pumpkin
3 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp of ground cloves,cinnamon & nutmeg
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 cup chopped Nuts
Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour two 9x5x3-inch loaf pans. Beat sugar and oil in large bowl to blend. Mix in eggs and pumpkin. Sift flour &spices, baking soda, salt and baking powder into another large bowl. Stir into pumpkin mixture along with the nuts. Divide batter into the prepared pans and bake until tester inserted into center comes out clean, about1 hour 10 minutes. Let pans cool on racks for ten minutes. Using sharp knife, cut around edge of loaves. Turn loaves out onto racks and cool completely. Makes 2 loaves.
The Puritan Cult Maniacs most people still refer to as “Pilgrims” were first seen by the indians eating the ceremonial food baskets left on the graves of their ancestors. This was high holy time for the Wampanoag indians and they chased the Puritans back to their leaky boat. Still filled with righteous resolve, and no boat to take them anywhere else, they took over an indian village that disease had cleared out, leaving behind many skeletons and no food. Over half of the new Caucasian Settlement died, and in a fit of desperation that never hinted at humiliation, the Puritans deigned to let the heathen redman feed what is left of their starved and diseased cult. When they grow stronger in mind, body, and overpowering numbers, they wipe out the Indians who don’t care to be the slaves of the white man. Today, we celebrate this with big parade floats and football and putting marshmallows on yams. We never give a thought that the “Pilgrims” were more haughty and homicidal about their God’s Mission for them than the Manson Family.
And who could be more proud to be riding the coat tails of genocide than a Boston Blue Blood Clan who can trace their ancestoryback to the exact time and place? Proud and snooty over their traced linage, early in the 80′s they were shocked and appalled by one of their own, Sydney Biddle Barrows, The Mayflower Madam, being a brothel owner. I think pimping ho’s is a step up from the original legacy.
From Mayflower Families WebPage: “That Native Americans, caught up in the complexity of values heretofore alien, fueled by perceived monetary and power advantages, perhaps caused someof their own demise, can also be noted. We welcome your contributions that have basis in fact.”
Of course! They could have “just said no” to those smallpox imbued blankets, but greedy indians wanted to be extra toasty warm for the winter. And you be sure to get your facts straight before attempting your lies about how it really went down back then. The Mayflower Famlies are no fools. Except for the part about being proud to be related to a Homicidal Cult of Revelations spouting zealots who wiped out nations and made their offspring slaves.
Hey, Pilgrims! The Vikings got here first.