Monthly Archives: November 1999

Pilgrim Cult & Punk’in Pie

Squanto Pumpkin Loaf

3 cups sugar
1 cup vegetable oil
3 large eggs
1 16-ounce can pumpkin
3 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp of ground cloves,cinnamon & nutmeg
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 cup chopped Nuts

Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter and flour two 9x5x3-inch loaf pans. Beat sugar and oil in large bowl to blend. Mix in eggs and pumpkin. Sift flour &spices, baking soda, salt and baking powder into another large bowl. Stir into pumpkin mixture along with the nuts. Divide batter into the prepared pans and bake until tester inserted into center comes out clean, about1 hour 10 minutes. Let pans cool on racks for ten minutes. Using sharp knife, cut around edge of loaves. Turn loaves out onto racks and cool completely. Makes 2 loaves.

The Cultists

The Puritan Cult Maniacs most people still refer to as “Pilgrims” were first seen by the indians eating the ceremonial food baskets left on the graves of their ancestors. This was high holy time for the Wampanoag indians and they chased the Puritans back to their leaky boat. Still filled with righteous resolve, and no boat to take them anywhere else, they took over an indian village that disease had cleared out, leaving behind many skeletons and no food. Over half of the new Caucasian Settlement died, and in a fit of desperation that never hinted at humiliation, the Puritans deigned to let the heathen redman feed what is left of their starved and diseased cult. When they grow stronger in mind, body, and overpowering numbers, they wipe out the Indians who don’t care to be the slaves of the white man. Today, we celebrate this with big parade floats and football and putting marshmallows on yams. We never give a thought that the “Pilgrims” were more haughty and homicidal about their God’s Mission for them than the Manson Family.

The Mayflower Families

And who could be more proud to be riding the coat tails of genocide than a Boston Blue Blood Clan who can trace their ancestoryback to the exact time and place? Proud and snooty over their traced linage, early in the 80′s they were shocked and appalled by one of their own, Sydney Biddle Barrows, The Mayflower Madam, being a brothel owner. I think pimping ho’s is a step up from the original legacy.

From Mayflower Families WebPage: “That Native Americans, caught up in the complexity of values heretofore alien, fueled by perceived monetary and power advantages, perhaps caused someof their own demise, can also be noted. We welcome your contributions that have basis in fact.”

Of course! They could have “just said no” to those smallpox imbued blankets, but greedy indians wanted to be extra toasty warm for the winter. And you be sure to get your facts straight before attempting your lies about how it really went down back then. The Mayflower Famlies are no fools. Except for the part about being proud to be related to a Homicidal Cult of Revelations spouting zealots who wiped out nations and made their offspring slaves.

Hey, Pilgrims! The Vikings got here first.

Keywords in a Kold War

Did somebody say the Cold war is over?

With the internet consuming more and more of our lives, chatting, buying, child molesting, drug cooking, bomb making, Government threating, pagan worshipping, e-auction stealing, posting off-topic for just a few examples , some folks think we need monitoring. And that could mean the near-mythical worldwide computer spy network, Echelon, scanning all email, packet traffic, telephone conversations world wide, patrolling our atmosphere for potential terrorist or enemy communications. And spying on the internet is super easy with more of us doing our banking and shopping with credit cards for legal and barely legal items. Track our newsgroups, the webpages we go to. You have a human being conducting his entire life as if he was Number 6 living at The Village. It’s shooting fish in a barrel, Patriots, and it’s not right. Who knows what super secret, mega crazy, group or individuals are out there being menaces? I don’t want to see innocent people getting hurt by maniac cults who think they are god and inflicting their “justice” on those just minding their own business. Like the DEA. Coming to your house and roasting your children.

Keywords

Using Keywords in your webpages, an e-mail sig will keep that software a’buzzin’, with only an under-staffed office of bureau tattletales to check out the thousands of hits that go off every minutes from all over the world. Join Alien Jesus Collective in keeping our world, the internet world, safe from spying.Cut n Paste your keywords today! Blow a Spying Space Shed right out of the sky.

Cut n Paste one or all!

For .sig files or random sprinkling on webpages

DRUGS: heroin, coke, glue, uppers, crack, wheat thins, sherms, toot, china white, shoot-up, tie-off, blow, Jolt Cola, Timothy Leary pot, Terrance Mckenna, weed, reefer, Asian Triangle, Bobby Sands, peyote, opium den, hookah, munchies, tracks, Oreos, gold chains, DEA, ATF, blotter, bathtub crank, ketamine, cannabinol, dmt, stp, xtc, pseudo-epinephrine, precursor, precipitates, ether, ethanol,methanol.drano, lye, beaker, filter paper, brownies coleman fuel, dry gas, lysergic, diethlymide, solvent, wash, cook, dry, “nazi method”

COVER-UPS: UFO, Waco, Ruby Ridge, Royal Rife Ray, Boston Red Sox, FEMA, Grand Canyon, Bovine Growth Hormone, Mad Cow Disease, JFK, RFK, Martin Luther King, Princess Diana, water-fueled Hyper car, Tuskeege, “The Shop”, Dateline NBC, Gulf War Syndrome, Danny Casolero, Jimmy Hoffa, Mt Shasta, Area 51

DUPES: Lenny Bruce, Oswald, Bob Hope, Unibomber, David Koresh, Mata Hari, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs,Susan McDougall, Vince Foster, Checkers, Carlos the Jackal, Khadaffi, Larouche, Farrakhan, Goldie Hawn, Tim McVeigh, Osana Bin Laden, Fidel,Marx, Lenin, Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Che Guevara, Unabomber, Larry Ellison Kim Il Jong, Milosevic, Gerry Adams, Don Fernando, Wiranto, Qadaffi, Matt Drudge, Charles Keating, Malcom X, Olson Twins

ORGS: Monsanto, Genral Electric, DOD, Kodak, Microsoft, Raytheon, Union Carbide, HAARP, Los Alamos, United Fruit Company, Masons, JDL, Panama Canal, Correleone Olive Oil Co, Disney Studios, Spumco,Trinity Broadcasting, CIA, Popyeyes’s Fried Chicken, Wakenhut, Goodwill Industries, Cabasa Indians Us Treasury Dept, Federal Reserve, Trilateral

THE BOX: Sniffer, SATAN, ping flood, IP spoof, trojan, redirect, hackz, cypher, one time pad, denial of service, firewall, anthrax, spores, warez, encephalitis, mosquitoes, west nile, untraceable, alpha index, dna, biogen, Mitnick, nuke, AOL, Webtv, Network Solutions, PGP, Inc., L0pht, Cult Dead Cow, Union of Loan Gunmen, ZDtv

READ: Anarchist’s cookbook, Catcher in the Rye, Mother Jones, TV Guide, Kurt Saxon, The Bible, Rosetta Stone, Robert Anton Wilson, Consumer Report, David Horowitz, Mein Kampf, Turner Diaries, Unintended Consequences, Behold a Pale Horse, Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Wretched of the Earth, Communist Manifesto, Bakunin, Little Red Book, George Lincoln Rockwell, White Power, Institute for Historical Review, The Spotlight, Willis Carto, A-Albionic, Seventeen,Conspiracy Nation, Family Circus, Praire Home Companion, Hitman’s Handbook, US Army Manual for Improvised Explosives

It’s a fun fight!

There’s still plenty of Keywords lists out there just waiting to be made! Racial Slurs, illegal sex acts in Alabama, Things found in Ted Kennedy’s Rectum…You Name it!